Liveblogging the Grammys

8:00: U2 live
Arresting live as always, but "Get On Yer Boots" simply isn't that great of a song. And Bono looks fucking ancient.

8:08: I hate The Rock. What the fuck? Incredibly unfunny. Poor choice. Justin Timberlake's jokes are falling on their face too.

8:12: The Al Green Clusterfuck-- Clearly, the Grammys booked too many artists and weren't sure how to put them together.

8:23: So Chris Martin's douchebaggery is heinous enough, but did Jay-Z have to lower himself to that level?
Viva la Vida is a pathetic show of U2 wannabe bullshit.

8:42: FUCK YOU COLDPLAY. Song of the year my ass. In other news, who the fuck does Kid Rock think he is?

8:53: It's a dark, dark day when Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift perform together. Without the big rock backup, it's fully evident that Miley really can't fucking sing.

9:00 Holy shit, Jennifer Hudson can sing

9:10 Stevie Wonder backing up the Jonas Fuckers is nothing short of criminal.

9:22: Best line of the night goes to Craig Ferguson "I would have vomited on your shoes and stabbed you"

9:25 If Katy Perry is the future of music, you can shoot me know

9:27 "American Boy" on the other hand...

9:30 Best new artist goes to...NOT JONAS BROS.!!! Congrats, Adele!

9:42: M.I.A. looking insanely pregnant is best shot of the night. "Paper Planes" should've won, but fair play to Plant and Krauss

9:54 Swagga Like Us was easily one of the best Grammy performances EVER. T.I. was flowing like a crazy mothafucka--almost upstaging the other three. And M.I.A., as always, was unbelievable.

9:57: "I Saw Her Standing There" as hard rock? Okay...

10:20: Thom's hair is AWFUL, but that was SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOL
Full tour with USC Trojans? I say YES.

10:38: Smokey is old. But he can still sing, and Ne-Yo and Jamie are great additions here. Too bad we only have one Four Top left...

10:50: Sweeeet Caroline! Neil Diamond never seemed so bad!

11:03 Lil Wayne and Allen Toussaint is actually a really cool pairing

11:09: Shoulda been "American Gangster" Lil Wayne is so fucking high

11:22 Plant & Krauss seems like an odd choice to close out the night. Good but chill performance.

11:25: In Rainbows was robbed tonight. Oh, well, well done Robert and Alison. Good night and good luck, another year of great artists getting nominated and none of them winning.

NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM!!!!!!!!

The news is only fifteen hours old, but I'm sure everyone's heard it by now.
Radiohead.
In Rainbows.
October 10 for digitial download.
Name your own price.
As posted on a message board last night:

"Dear Radiohead,
Holy Shit
Love,
Everyone"

Radiohead "Bodysnatchers"